FREE DESK-CHAIR DELIVERY ON ORDERS OVER $40 · CIRCULATE TO YOUR TEAM · DOC. REV. 04.26
FORM 01 · NEW ARRIVALS · WEEK 18

Office
supplies for
people who hate
the office.

Mugs, canvases, planners, and apparel for the chronically CC'd. Each item is a quiet rebellion you can drink coffee out of. Synergize responsibly.

Shop the catalog Read the memo 41 items · ships in 3-5 biz days
FIG. 1 — HERO PRODUCT · 11OZ CERAMIC
Best Seller
41+
Products in the catalog
50 states
Currently shipping
100%
Meetings that could've been emails
0
Calls returned
FORM 02 · DEPARTMENTS

Shop by category

FILED QUARTERLY
SEE INDEX P. 4
DEPT. 06 4 items
Accessories
The extras that speak for you.
Browse
DEPT. 04 8 items
Apparel
Casual Friday, but make it bitter.
Browse
DEPT. 01 16 items
Drinkware
For passive aggression at room temp.
Browse
DEPT. 03 3 items
Stationery
Productivity, with a wink.
Browse
FORM 03 · FEATURED INVENTORY

The bestsellers.

UPDATED 05.03.2026
SUBJECT TO CHANGE
SKU 001-B
DRINKWARE
Drinkware
Per My Last Email Mug (15 oz)
$27.00 View ·
SKU 001-H
STICKERS
Stickers
Per My Last Email Enamel Pin
$12.00 View ·
SKU 001-F
STICKERS
Stickers
Per My Last Email Sticker Pack
$8.00 View ·
SKU 045-F
STICKERS
Stickers
Circle-Back Sticker Pack
$8.00 View ·
SKU 001-E
APPAREL
Apparel
Let's Circle Back Tote Bag
$28.00 View ·
SKU 001-D
APPAREL
Apparel
Per My Last Email Tee
$36.00 View ·
FORM 04 · SHOP BY DESIGN

One slogan, many surfaces.

9 DESIGNS · 47 SKUS
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Every design lives across multiple products. Pick a phrase you'd like to commit to and we'll show you every form it ships in — mug, canvas, tee, sticker, the works.

Per my
last email
Passive Aggressive
Per My Last Email
9 products Shop design ·
Sent from
my deathbed
Email Signatures
Sent from my Deathbed
1 products Shop design ·
Quietly
quitting
Lifestyle
The Quiet Quitter
1 products Shop design ·
OOO
forever
Vacation Mode
OOO Forever
1 products Shop design ·
Circle
back ↻
Meeting Recovery
Let's Circle Back
3 products Shop design ·
My plate
is full.
Capacity Issues
My Plate Is Full
2 products Shop design ·
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MEMO 04 · CC: THE DESK-BOUND
❝ AS SEEN IN ❞
"Finally, a brand that gets that the meeting could have been an email, and the email could have been silence."
— The Cubicle Quarterly · May 2026
FAST CO. OFFICE LIFE MAG THE PROCRASTINATOR HR WEEKLY (REGRETTABLY)
FORM 05 · FROM THE MEMO

Recent dispatches.

WEEKLY ISSUE
VOL. 4 · NO. 18
FIELD NOTES · APR 28 · 2 MIN
A taxonomy of "circle back" — when it means goodbye, and when it means war.
INVESTIGATION · APR 22 · 1 MIN
We surveyed 400 office workers on which mug they hate the most. The results are unanimous.
OP-ED · APR 14 · 2 MIN
In defense of the calendar block titled "Focus" that is just a nap.